Dear Jiu Jitsu Boyfriends


Date Posted: May 4th, 2017, 5:01 am

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I thought yoga was supposed to calm the soul. Instead we literally have a yoga gang - like, a violent one at that.
Okay I really need to know how a bunch of yoga people are going to fight Jiu Jitsu students. Guns maybe???? Is there something I don't know about yoga people. Do they have mind powers?
@Max2nd06: Incredible bendy dodging skills. They're just gonna pose right outta the way and let the Jui Jutsu guys exhaust themselves.

I have to admit, I'd probably just dump buckets of used tampons and pads on Luis for his damn period snarkiness. Then id leave him there for the others to find, punishment enough for all.